for the table _ £45

carafe of our signature nebula negroni
serves 6x
– basil, local gin, quintessential vermouth + bitter

signature _ £8.50

nebula negroni
– basil, local gin, quintessential vermouth + bitter
also available to takeaway in single serve ration tins or larger bottles

little green man
– it’s jameson and freshly juiced apple. hardly a cocktail.

_£5 pickleback
– shot of amaro + shot of pineapple pickle juice

summertime slushies _ £8.50

summer on venus
aka frozen pornstar
– southern comfort, passionfruit + vanilla

summer on mars
aka frozen strawberry daiquiri 
– havana club rum, strawberry, lime

spritzes _ £8.50

– with blood orange soda

– with good lemon limoncello & yuzu

– with lillet & cucumber

straight up _ £8.50

espresso martini 
– coffee & vodka. buzzing

mattress actress martini
– pornstar martini vibes – passionfruit

sam’s famous daiquiri  2.0 
– rum, lime, coconut (add a half lager for +£3)

– local gin + peach + lemon + pink

paper planet
– buffalo trace bourbon, london bitter, aperol, lemon

green point
– jameson black barrel, vermouth, chartruese

hi-balls _ £8.50

banana blaster
– jameson + banana + soda. pew pew

ming the merciless
– ming river baijiu, spiced rum blend, pineapple, almond

parsec paloma
– tequila, grapefruit soda, citrus

harvest moon
– boatyard gin, raspberry, aperitif, blood orange soda, citrus, whites, 

hard lemonades _ £8.50

hard rhubarb-ade 
– aperol topped with rhubarb + raspberry hard seltzer

hard apple-ade 
– apple brandy topped with apple + pear hard seltzer

low-balls _ £8.50

total recall
– vodka, strawberry, aperol, lime

space ranger sour
– hennessy cognac, amaro, lemon, whites

nintendo margarita
– tapatio blanco tequila, lime, basil salt

lower abv highballs _ £7

victory aperitif 
– local victory bitter spirit + fever tree bitter lemon

– italian bitter aperitif + fresh oj

– choice of vermouth + soda

easy social hard seltzers _ £5
low calorie alcoholic sparkling water
– rhubarb + raspberry
– apple + pear

we'll come to your table to take your order

do let our team know of any allergies.

card payments only

we do not ask for service charge – it’s stupid. instead our teams are paid above london living wage.

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